Good Gifts for Bad People
Give the gift of Jerry…
Buying holiday gifts for your closest friends and family can get tricky, but we’re here to make it a helluva lot easier for ya. At the end of the day, there’s only one thing everyone truly wants…a bottle of Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum! But if you really want to wow ‘em, we have a ton of sick Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum gear for everyone on your list. Even for those tough ones that are impossible to buy for, you’ll put a massive smile on their face with some of these. Keep scrollin’ and you’re in luck!
This year, give ‘em a bottle of rum AND the gear to match.
Sailor Jerry x Ebbets Field Flannels Vintage Ballcaps
For the friend that just got the crappiest haircut you’ve ever seen - give ‘em the perfect way to cover it up with these LIMITED EDITION Sailor Jerry x Ebbets Field Flannels Vintage Ballcaps. No reinventing the wheel here, just timeless motifs + high quality wool caps & embroidered patches. These are sick as hell, and not to mention ya won’t have to look at your buddy’s bald spot anymore. Everybody wins.
Sailor Jerry Ironsides BBQ Sauce
If you keep racking your brain trying to think of a good gift, maybe picture a rack of ribs instead. There isn’t anybody out there who can’t appreciate a good barbecue sauce…nobody worth hanging around with at least. Aren’t you lucky that we recently launched Sailor Jerry Ironsides BBQ Sauce - a delicious, smoky marinade with just the right amount of kick. Not to mention the fact that you’ll be the legend among your friends at the next tailgate!
Sailor Jerry Midnight Lounge Candle
Nobody says no to a good candle during the holidays - just imagine how psyched your friends will be to get their hands on our Sailor Jerry Midnight Lounge Candle? That’s right, not only can you help your pals set the mood with this fine smellin’ candle, but you can finally help give their pad a much needed bit of class. Did we mention this candle is set in our classic Sailor Jerry oil can design? If you’ve been wondering how to get your hands on one of those…there’s no shame in picking one up for yourself too!
Sailor Jerry Rocks Glass
For your friend who enjoys a nice reading chair and a warm fireplace - or your ’ buddy who’s just waiting for his chance to scream at the tailgate this weekend - get ‘em a Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Rocks Glass to make the spiced rum go down even smoother. This thing is just like our rum; smooth, bold, and good lookin while being held.
Sailor Jerry Cornhole
For those of you with the competitive spirit - and we know there’s plenty of you out there - there’s a way for you to make your friends happy and inject a little competition into your lives. Our Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Cornhole boards are here to liven up your barbecues and tailgates even more with your favorite backyard game. Featuring our iconic Hula Girl and some Sailor Jerry beanbags, this thing is a favorite at any function. Just make sure you’re careful with those beanbags - those things can really pack a punch if thrown in, well, the wrong place.
Sailor Jerry Playing Cards
Poker night just leveled up. Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Playing Cards are here to give your weekly game night a much needed stylistic upgrade. With cards featuring our distinctive flash, you’ll be givin’ your group a major boost in class while on a budget, but we can’t guarantee it’ll make ya play any better.
Sailor Jerry Jigsaw Puzzle
Jigsaw puzzles aren’t just for the smarty pants in your life. Give ‘em to the family man, the college student, or the person in your life who could stand to gain a brain cell or two. Plus, with designs from the man himself, our Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Jigsaw Puzzle stands as the perfect gift. Trust us, this thing is harder than it looks.
Sailor Jerry Fuzzy Dice
For the friend who never seems to have time to hang with you, give him something he can hang on his dashboard. Sailor Jerry Fuzzy Dice are the perfect gift to give to a friend who needs a good luck charm in his life, or a way to decorate his souped up ride, or hell! Why not both? Point is - Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Fuzzy Dice put a smile on everyone’s face.
Sailor Jerry Air Freshener
Can’t find a nice way to tell your friend that he needs a shower? We’ve all been there. Lucky for you, our Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Air Freshener says all that needs to be said. This delicious, coconut smelling odorizer will make it possible to go on road trips with your friend again, or at least just a ride from the airport. Why suffer in smelly, stinky silence? Say more than words could ever communicate this holiday season with a Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Air Freshener.